SHE WANTED TO BE HAUNTED BY MARCUS EWERT & ILLUSTRATED BY SUSIE GHAHREMANI Adeptus Mechanicus From tables and chairs

From tables and chairs

from claws and tentacles to bladed limbs

you and your fellow guests may find the 'health retreat' is not what it seems

They’re so close to the end

You are a rugged survivor in a world full of people -- and things -- that want to kill you and take your stuff

SHE WANTED TO BE HAUNTED BY MARCUS EWERT & ILLUSTRATED BY SUSIE GHAHREMANI Adeptus Mechanicus From tables and chairsThis delightfully spooky picture book answers the important question of how you can be your very best self. If only I were haunted I'd never be alone! But look at me: I'm cheerful! I've got to change my tone! Clarissa the cottage is adorable . . . bright pink, with windows that wink, and flowers growing all around. But Clarissa doesn't want to be adorable being cute is boring. Couldn't she be like her father, a creepy castle home to vampires and